This is a game where you are trying to hurt yourself badly enough to get into the Intensive Care unit of the local hospital. You want to impress a nurse who works there and get to know her.
Hurt yourself as badly as you can, but don't die. Click the go to hospital button to see how you did.
WASD, arrow keys, or gamepad to move. Escape to quit.
NOTE: If you have issues opening the game, or with it going to a black screen after flashing the game screen, try again. Sometimes it doesn't open in full screen and it won't work in a window.
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