Fishlander: The Fishening

Fishlander: The Fishening

  • Jamblefoot
  • 10 months ago
  • 71st


For some reason, all I could think of was fish, and for lack of a better first idea, I created Fishlander. The name is a reference to the transtemporal decapitation dramedy Highlander, which I have always thought of as a sort of long-form Battle Royale. What Fishlander asks is, "what if, instead of Sean Connery and Chris Lambert, the Highlanders were fish? And also, what if, instead of eternity, they fought to the last one in, oh, say, 30 seconds?" In that spirit, your goal in Fishlander is to devour as many of the other fish in the tank as necessary while avoiding being eaten. Triumph over all your opponents to receive the gift of The Fishening.

You are the yellow fish. You can eat other fish that are smaller than you, but bigger fish can eat you. Eating red fish will cause you to grow larger. Eating blue fish will cause you to shrink.

Press "R" to restart the game. Press "Space" to start The Fishening.

Big thanks to my brother for help with the sound effects!

Hope you enjoy!


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